Some random stupid and funny moments of life with the people I love and the idiots formally known as friends! :)
The wonderful school life....
Biology teacher's starting line for every lecture: Yesterday we were discussed.
For two years this line was the cause of some of our daily laughs until the day when..... she exited the classroom and Umama rushed to her desk and started her parody not knowing that she was standing in the doorway, watching,.... our ears never got the lucky chance of hearing this line after that day :-(
Slam book questions;
If you ever jump off the school building__ what would be the reason?
Sana: Ruhi jee (biology teacher) doing sexy moves at the front of the building.
-quite a solid suicide reason!
Your bad habit?
Sana: I love those who don't give their shit to me
(me wondering what the hell would she want that for)
-ignore the literal meanings!
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Aqsa: Who do you hate the most?
Manal: I don't hate her...
-informative elaborations!
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Aqsa: what do you like about me?
Maha: ummm..... you are so Pandey!
-Descriptive answers with personal termenology
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Aqsa: What's friendship?
Manal: it's friendship.
Maha: It's a ship in which all friends lie!
-huh 'lie'? Descriptive answers!
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An autograph on a torn scrapbook page given to me by Maria, on the occasion when she bought a new scrap book.
Hay my 'Deer' friend:
Listen, you know that I'm not with you everyday so be careful while jumping tree to tree
from sweetest Maria
(And even after all these years I couldn't figure out how can a deer jump from tree to tree :P)
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History teacher during a lecture on Quaid's fourteen points: tu so mery bachey *pause* Quaid-e-Azam was a very great man.
Sana: *whispers* Quaid-e-Azam was ma'am mir's bachey??
-its what we call literal meanings!
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A continued conversation:
Aqsa: hain hain hain kun???
Manal:*laughs out loud* what what what???
-I tend to get some random stupid words in my head!
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Maro mujhy maro!
-Sana's words at every good or bad situation!
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Allah jee is class mein tu sary hi namooney shagoofey paida ho gye hain!
-Bisma in her special way!(God knows if i'll ever be able to find the right english words for this sentence! :P)
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And such stories are innumerable......
